My roomates “Pizza”

by ESLDaddy

25 Comments

  1. ceruleansins07

    Grated hard boiled eggs, cigarette ashes and phlegm?

  2. NothingISayIsReal

    Lmao, did he put an entire wheel of brie on there? And then unmelted cheese on top?

  3. GeminiCurve

    looks like unicorn blood from harry potter and the philosopher’s stone

  4. coolturtle0410

    Idk what’s on this pizza. It looks weird. I like weird. I’m weird. Me and this pizza would get on well.

  5. parkavenueWHORE

    It looks like an infected, pus-filled, cows hoof that needs to be punctured.

  6. Bugsy_Goblin

    What is it, half shaved egg and half dirt from the floor?

  7. Jojosbees

    I thought this was clam chowder in a bread bowl with a spoon sticking out of it.

  8. LittleSghetti

    Is this supposed to be a breakfast pizza with country gravy and egg?

  9. I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

    Yeah could i get a uhhhhh large cum and plastic wrap pizza?